Staff Meeting Savant Gifts

The Staff Meeting.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Group Think Time

I did it my way.

The new normal

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Lost Diary'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"I propose we go with the second option."

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

'Your wife's on line three. And she's asked for the speaker phone to be put on full volume.'

"Well, yesterday's 'brainstorming session' wasn't so much a storm as a very disappointing drizzle."

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'