Reunion Planners Gifts

'I was going to exercise before my 10th reunion so I could lose a few pounds, but who cares. I figure we're all just a bunch of fat cows.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Lesbian civil partnership.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Create some buzz!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Punt Cake

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"