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'I was going to exercise before my 10th reunion so I could lose a few pounds, but who cares. I figure we're all just a bunch of fat cows.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Lesbian civil partnership.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cow Pinatas

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Create some buzz!

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'