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Class Reunion.

'That's your Uncle Joe. He's the black sheet of the family.'

'Nah. They're not interesting until the 200th year.'

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"

'Where Are They Now?'

'Burl's on a diet. . . his high school class reunion is this Friday.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

'Well, if it isn't Harry Roberts. You've hardly changed since we were at school together!'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Champagne

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Create some buzz!

'He made an excellent jelly.'