School Event Celebration Pillows

The Middle-School Dance

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'Oh, Christ.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

Giant cat at school open night.

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

Children lining up for face-in-a-hole school photograph.

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"