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'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

King of Music.

"Finally...school starts next week."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'Oh, Christ.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Classroom.

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

Giant cat at school open night.

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'