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'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

King of Music.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Oh, Christ.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

Giant cat at school open night.

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'