School Event Lovers Prints

'So you're doing this just for fun right? Right?'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'Oh, Christ.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Giant cat at school open night.

"Are there any questions about the Battle of Austerlitz?"

Children lining up for face-in-a-hole school photograph.

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

The Middle-School Dance

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.