Attending High School Event Pillows

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Sloaney Pony.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

A man cheers

Jumping cheerleaders

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

How to read the dress code?

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

Giant cat at school open night.

"Any apologies for absence?"