Attending High School Event Mugs

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Sloaney Pony.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

A man cheers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

All dressed up and no place to go

Paul goes home for the holidays

Jumping cheerleaders

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

How to read the dress code?

I am your BIGGEST fan!

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Giant cat at school open night.