High School Events Pillows

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Paul goes home for the holidays

Jumping cheerleaders

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

'Where Are They Now?'

'Oh, Christ.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Giant cat at school open night.

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"Helen?"

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"