School Events Fan Pillows

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

Giant cat at school open night.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'