School Events Fan Gifts

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Paul goes home for the holidays

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Giant cat at school open night.

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'