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"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

King of Music.

'Oh, Christ.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Yay! School is done!!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."