School Scene Fan Gifts

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Court's in recess!'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'They've all tested positive for stress.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."