School Scenes Fan Gifts

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Court's in recess!'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.