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'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Court's in recess!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'