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'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Court's in recess!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Centaur Sprinter

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'