Quirky Classroom Fan T-Shirts

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Antler Buzzers.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

The Booger.

'A Dust Cow'.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Larvae Lamps.

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.