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'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

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"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

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'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

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'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

"He's at that awkward age."

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

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'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

Crazy paving company.

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

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"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"She has to find just the right spot."

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"I'm sorry - he's just left the office..."

Solar powered sunbed.

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

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'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

'How soon can you start?'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

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'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'