School Bus Fan T-Shirts

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Court's in recess!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

A Cumulonim-bus

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Mad Social Scientist School

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

The Bus Stop.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Tickets, please.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

A bendy-cow.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Cultchah!

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Pubic transport

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

The Fantasy Train

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

Batman getting the subway

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'