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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Court's in recess!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"You're not in kindergarten anymore. There is NO nap time, NO snack time and definitely NO doodling in middle school."

You're being extradited to your parents.

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'

Schoolboy answering a question

A Stay at Home Dad on the First Day of School.