School Days Fan Pillows

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Court's in recess!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

"It says it tastes like the real thing and includes directions on how to start a food fight."

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"You're not in kindergarten anymore. There is NO nap time, NO snack time and definitely NO doodling in middle school."

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

You're being extradited to your parents.

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

Schoolboy answering a question

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

A Stay at Home Dad on the First Day of School.