School Bus Fan Pillows

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Court's in recess!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

A Cumulonim-bus

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

A bendy-cow.

The Bus Stop.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Tickets, please.'

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Pubic transport

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

The Fantasy Train

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

Batman getting the subway

Giant Crossword out of Window.

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'