Bus Journey Fan Pillows

Germany Beer

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Ancient taxi

On holiday...

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Inflatable car

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

A bendy-cow.

The Bus Stop.

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Tickets, please.'

Cultchah!

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Leaving Rest Area.

Accident

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Pubic transport

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

The little infrastructure that couldn't

The Fantasy Train

Crossing the Road

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Batman getting the subway

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"