Bus Journey Fan Pillows

Germany Beer

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Ancient taxi

On holiday...

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

Inflatable car

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

The Bus Stop.

'Tickets, please.'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

A bendy-cow.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Cultchah!

Leaving Rest Area.

The little infrastructure that couldn't

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Pubic transport

Accident

Crossing the Road

The Fantasy Train

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"