Public Transport Fan Pillows

Of all the penguins, Sigmund was the only one with any sense.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'Clapham, please.'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Commuter Questionnaire

"Hmmmph! I thought the city was supposed to have smart buses - that one just took off without pickin' us up!!!"

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Clancy: Bus Drivers

"Is this the bus you usually take?"

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

'Are you familiar with our bus system?'

A fat passenger is charged for an extra person by a cabby.

"How far does this bus go?"

Cultchah!

Vandalism in public transport

Rail UnFare Rise

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

Pubic transport

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Inconsiderate cleaner.

Giant Crossword out of Window.

"I feel if they don't renationalise the railways I'll never get to express myself."

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"It's Sunday stupid."

Woman waiting at "Death Stop" with coffin luggage.

Underground Sheep

Dogs on a bus.

The Fantasy Train

Transport Workers Strike

'Tickets, please.'

Poodle bus

Stan Has A Near-Death Experience

A bendy-cow.

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'