Public Transportation Fan Pillows

Batman getting the subway

A Tit-Bit.

The toilet on the train is out of order, and you can pull the cord incase of an emergency.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Train and sheep

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Ancient taxi

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Inflatable car

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

A bendy-cow.

The Bus Stop.

'Tickets, please.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Accident

Pubic transport

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

The Fantasy Train

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

The little infrastructure that couldn't

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

Giant Crossword out of Window.

Pedalling Horse Carriage