Railway Station Fan Pillows

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Safest Airline in The World

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Tickets, please.'

A bendy-cow.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

The Bus Stop.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Pubic transport

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

The little infrastructure that couldn't

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Trainspotters.

Accident

The Fantasy Train

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'