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The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Safest Airline in The World

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

The Bus Stop.

A bendy-cow.

'Tickets, please.'

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

Cultchah!

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Pubic transport

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Trainspotters.

The Fantasy Train

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Accident

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'