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It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Running out of Gas.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Easter bunny Island.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

FedRex

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

"He adored that old car !"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cleaner and sculpture

Cylinder Head

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Accident

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

Finishing Line