Station Wagon Fan Gifts

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Do you buy cars here?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Running out of Gas.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Easter bunny Island.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

FedRex

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Rest area - 12 mile.

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

"He adored that old car !"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Cylinder Head

Taking selfies at the kelpies

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cleaner and sculpture

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"