Stone Age Fan Gifts

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'I didn't know rocks HAD an interest rate.'

'I'm tired of hunting and gathering too, but nobody's invented grocery stores yet,'

"The Stevensons sent over a lovely meat basket."

Early Man // Subsequent Guy

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

'...But I can't figure out how to get the darn things to stick to my feet!'

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

FedRex

"You think gathering is easy? Do you have any idea how many fries we're going to need to go with that?"

"No wonder you're having back problems. You have an old, heavy mobile device. Have you considered updating?"

"I call it rock and roll."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A watch face with Stonehenge

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Too much club."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."