Stone Age Story Fan Gifts

Early ideas for a slide for the kiddies were a flop

The Fourth Little Pig

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Moby Dick

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Ask A Silly Question.

Used wheels

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"Too much club."

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'Is the fire included?'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."