Stone Age Fans Gifts

Hunt, Gather Or Get Out Of The Way.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Lessons in Prehistory.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Too much club."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

FedRex

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

Paleo-to-go