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Caveman invents car tire.

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

Oog has invented the organization chart.

Oog is backing up all our files.

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"This is what I use for social media."

'Is the fire included?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."