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Caveman invents car tire.

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Too much club."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"This is what I use for social media."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'