Stone Age Lovers Mugs

Paleo-to-go

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'What's on the other side?...'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Too much club."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

The first art critic

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'