Stone Age Lovers Pillows

Paleo-to-go

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'What's on the other side?...'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

The first art critic

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'