Stone Age Story Lover Pillows

'Now that Oog's learned to talk, I see that he's a lot dumber than I ever realized.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

William Tell

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."