Stone Age Lover Pillows

The good ol' days.

Blimey, you're showing your age now, Tom.

"How could you flunk pre-history?"

"What's a patent?"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Used wheels

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Too much club."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'How's that, Umpire?'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

The first art critic

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."