Stone Age Story Lover Gifts

'Now that Oog's learned to talk, I see that he's a lot dumber than I ever realized.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

William Tell

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Mammoth Posing

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.