Stone Age Storyteller Gifts

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"I hope these images will generate a huge number of academic papers and theses on the Palaeolithic period."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'I just invented it... I call it 'O'.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Cave Painter

It was ugs discovery...but it would be exploited by others.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

'I just invented it yesterday and today I already hit a deer!'

In the days before Inkblots

Cavemen playing with a roulette table

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

The first book signing.

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Books on tablets.

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The First Stairs

"Sorry Ugluf. Have you been knocking long?"

Ancient man

Cave Boy draws computer system.

Historians think that dogs first became domesticated in the Stone Age.

Cavemen decorating their home.

The man who discovered fire meets the man who invented the wheel ('I've always admired your work).

'Man's first, best friend'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Early traffic rudeness.'

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

"See? All the jobs are getting high tech!!"

"I'm badly depressed at the moment."