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"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

"I hope these images will generate a huge number of academic papers and theses on the Palaeolithic period."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'I just invented it... I call it 'O'.'

Cave Painter

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

It was ugs discovery...but it would be exploited by others.

'I just invented it yesterday and today I already hit a deer!'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

The First Stairs

Books on tablets.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

The first book signing.

Cavemen playing with a roulette table

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'...But then I ran across a dead mastodon, and gained it all back!'

Cavemen decorating their home.

Cave Boy draws computer system.

"I'm badly depressed at the moment."

"Sorry Ugluf. Have you been knocking long?"

The man who discovered fire meets the man who invented the wheel ('I've always admired your work).

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Early traffic rudeness.'

'Man's first, best friend'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'There goes big mouth, flaunting his new App.'

The inventor of an early office organization tool experiences another setback.

"I don't care if you asked for a mammoth burger. Soy beans are all I could gather, so it's tofu burgers all round!"

Ancient man