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Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Hot pot

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

Fairy tale

Witch dice.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Mammoth Posing

fairy tales

Mother Goose Spoilers

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Comments are turned off."

Eurydice in prison

"I love it!"

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."