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Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

TWO GUYS AND A ROCK

'You know it takes time to write a novel.'

"Content creator..."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The First Fire Stick

Those Were The Days

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Mammoth Posing

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."