Stoneage Storyteller T-Shirts

Stoneage traffic cone

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Sailor boy

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Comments are turned off."

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Cave Painter

Books on tablets.

John James Heidegger, masquerade impresario, and Italian opera singers