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"I really don't care who you were with before. This is pre-history."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Mammoth Posing

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Too much club."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Comments are turned off."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'Don't believe everything you read.'