Stone Age Story Fan T-Shirts

Early ideas for a slide for the kiddies were a flop

The Fourth Little Pig

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

Mom dwarves.

Romulus and Remus

"Too much club."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Bertolt Brecht

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Frog Prince

The first art critic