Stone Age Storytellers Mugs

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

TWO GUYS AND A ROCK

'You know it takes time to write a novel.'

"Content creator..."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The First Fire Stick

Those Were The Days

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'