Stone-age Conversationalists Mugs

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Those Were The Days

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

Mammoth Posing

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'